For pure enjoyment, frozen water pipes rank right up there with anesthesia-free heart surgery and food poisoning.
Honestly, is there any end to the fun you can have with frozen pipes? Even if they don’t burst, there’s the stoppage in water flow, always a crowd pleaser. Then there’s the thrill of trying to thaw the pipes with space heaters, hair dryers, or a flame thrower (assuming you have one). You can use a lighter, but you’ll need to cancel your plans for the day – it’s gonna take a while.